Wednesday, December 24, 2008

How Macedonians do Business - Joke

How Macedonians do Business

Conversation between Aleksandar & his son.

Aleksandar: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"

Aleksandar:"But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case... OK"

Next Aleksander approaches Bill Gates.
Aleksandar: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Aleksandar: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case ... OK"

Finally Aleksandar goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Aleksandar: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have a vice-president that I need!"
Aleksandar: "But this young man is Bill Gate's son-in-low."
President: "Ah, in that case...OK"

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